Ares Has, Like...No Chill
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
This is Ares. He has, like... no chill. Don't piss him off unless you want him to jab you with that pointy spear. He is filled with rage AND he loves gore. We just hope you've had your tetanus shot. Although, no tetanus shot is required for these Ares Has Like...No Chill sunnies.
Made For
running
Great For
beasting
biking
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 EXTENDED BATTERY LIFE
Since these “VR” goodrs don’t actually function as a VR headset, the battery life is infinite.*
*No batteries required.
INTRODUCING ARES HAS LIKE...NO CHILL
Ares is the god of war,
or if you want to get technical,
the spirit of battle.
You know, the yucky aspects
of warfare and slaughter.
Like gore, he loves gore.
And rage. SO much rage!!!
He gives us major road rage vibes.
He probably makes servers
and cashiers cry on the reg.
He honestly probs just desperately
needs a hug and some word cuddles.
Ares Has, Like... No Chill
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LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
This is Ares. He has, like... no chill. Don't piss him off unless you want him to jab you with that pointy spear. He is filled with rage AND he loves gore. We just hope you've had your tetanus shot. Although, no tetanus shot is required for these Ares Has Like...No Chill sunnies.
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NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 EXTENDED BATTERY LIFE
Since these “VR” goodrs don’t actually function as a VR headset, the battery life is infinite.*
*No batteries required.
INTRODUCING ARES HAS LIKE...NO CHILL
Ares is the god of war,
or if you want to get technical,
the spirit of battle.
You know, the yucky aspects
of warfare and slaughter.
Like gore, he loves gore.
And rage. SO much rage!!!
He gives us major road rage vibes.
He probably makes servers
and cashiers cry on the reg.
He honestly probs just desperately
needs a hug and some word cuddles.
Ares Has, Like... No Chill
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