Never the Big Spoon
LIL F*KIN GOODRS: NEVER THE BIG SPOON
NEVER the big spoon, ALWAYS the little spoon. If you have a small head you for sure know what we're talking about. And if you don't, just gtfo of here with your "normal" sized head and its normal cutlery needs. This sunnie is not for you.
Made For
running
Great For
beasting
biking
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO LEOPARDS
NEVER THE BIG SPOON
Could you actually be royalty?!
Carl the Flamingo recently
made a shocking discovery
about his own noble ancestry.
Read our Origin Story,
Never The Big Spoon,
to find out if YOU too
could be secret royalty...
