EMOM (Envy My Octopus Muscles)
BFGs: BEAST F*CKING GOODRS
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit athletes with larger melons.
Made For
beasting
Great For
biking
running
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.
1 NO SLIP
A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
2 NO BOUNCE
Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 REFLECTIVE LENSES
Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
5 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
DON'T BE A HERO
What’s an octopus muscle? It’s muscle that’s so strong it doesn’t need a skeleton (true story, wiki muscular hydrostat). So the next time an octopus asks, "Do you even lift, bro?", you should back off while using these red and blue shades to avoid eye contact. Just take out that aggression on some clown fish.
Goodr sunglasses have metal screws that can potentially expose you to nickel. Nickel is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov
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BFGs: BEAST F*CKING GOODRS
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit athletes with larger melons.
SPLIT
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.
1 NO SLIP
A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
2 NO BOUNCE
Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 REFLECTIVE LENSES
Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
5 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
DON'T BE A HERO
What’s an octopus muscle? It’s muscle that’s so strong it doesn’t need a skeleton (true story, wiki muscular hydrostat). So the next time an octopus asks, "Do you even lift, bro?", you should back off while using these red and blue shades to avoid eye contact. Just take out that aggression on some clown fish.
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