I Do My Own Stunts
YOU'RE STUNTING
YOU FALL OUT OF BED. YOU TRIP DOWN THE STAIRS. YOU PICK UP A TRAY FULL OF DRINKS AND WALK INTO THE PATIO DOOR. YOU STEP ON A RAKE. YOU RIDE YOUR BIKE INTO A MAILBOX. YOU LEAN BACK IN YOUR CHAIR, FALL, AND BONK YOUR HEAD ON A FISH TANK. THE GLASS BREAKS. AQUARIUM WATER AND FLOPPING FISH RAIN DOWN ON YOU. EMBARRASSING MOMENTS? NAH. JUST PUT ON YOUR WRAP Gs AND ACT LIKE IT'S INTENTIONAL AS YOU SAUCILY QUIP, "I DO MY OWN STUNTS."
Made For
biking
Great For
beasting
running
LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ANTI-FOG
4 ALL POLARIZED
5 ALL EXTREME
INTRODUCING I DO MY OWN STUNTS
AN OPEN LETTER
TO HOLLYWOOD
FROM ASPIRING ACTION STAR
BRUNK LUMPSTACK.
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I DO MY OWN STUNTS
ORIGIN STORY.
