Beasts in the Colosseum
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So what if you never got to prove yourself in the Colosseum in Ancient Rome. It's time to stop obsessing about the past. Like, you weren't even alive then... Right?! (If you were alive then, please DM us. Carl the Flamingo will pay handsomely for the secret to eternal life. He also kindly asks that you not eat his tongue. Sorry. He can't be too careful when dealing with Ancient Romans' affinity for flamingo tongues.)
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.
3 ALL POLARISED
Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 ALL ORIGINALS
A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)
5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO
TOURIST VIBES
"Here I am, at The Colosseum, In Rome, Italy!"
"What the f*ck?! I thought there was an athletic competition."
"I DON'T SEE ANY ELITE ATHLETES COMPETING IN TESTS OF FITNESS!!! ALL I SEE ARE TOURISTS TAKING PHOTOS OF A CRUMBLING EYESORE!!!"
"Seriously, this place is a dump. What a waste of time!!! I was so excited!!! I came all the way here, hoping to see..."
Beasts in the Colosseum.