Rage Quit and Hit It
BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.
Made For
gaming
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.
1 BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
2 NO SLIP
3 NO BOUNCE
4 ALL FASHION
5 NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS
VIDEO GAMES ARE LIKE MARRIAGES
They open up a magical new world. Then they get way too challenging and we scream curse words and want to throw them at the wall until they smash into pieces. You can't really throw your marriage at the wall since marriage is just a concept...maybe your wedding ring? A framed photo? Anyway, these rose frames with clear lenses will make everything better. Video games are hard sometimes.
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