Workin' It From Home
BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.
Made For
gaming
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.
1 BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
2 NO SLIP
3 NO BOUNCE
4 ALL FASHION
5 NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS
HOME GYMS ARE SO EXPENSIVE!
Just work out in a game. The system will set you back like $400, and games are like $80 each, plus you need the online subscription to challenge friends, which is a monthly charge... Wait, where were we going with this? Oof. Well, at least Blue Mirage glasses are cheap and protect your eyes from intense workouts AND intense credit card swiping.
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