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Whenever people ask us if we have kids, we send them 237 photos of us with our plants. We love them. We talk to them. We accidentally kill them. It's fantastic. Plant Buy Me Love. Sunnies for proud Plant Parents who know the nurturing joy of gardening. ("Plant kids are the BEST kids!!!" ? Carl the Flamingo, to his flamingo kids, while they cry.)
BONUS: The shades include a PLANTABLE SEED CARD!!! (The seeds are embedded in the paper. If it grows something illegal, we're not liable.)
Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.
A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)
kTan? Boring. Taupe? *YAWN* C'mon, you can wear beige when you're dead. Go ahead, rock neon as a neutral. Limited-edition, UV-activated shades that...
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These clear, translucent frames with brown gradient lenses will float your boat like a scoop of vanilla ice cream. We told renowned Root Beer Somme...
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Meet your new favorite LGBTQ+ Pride sunglasses! Rock these lilac pride flag frames with purple reflective lenses & be unabashedly yourself. goo...
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You know how it is. You pop a dinner mint. Debauchery ensues. It's what inspired these fresh AF mint green OG sunnies with dark green gradient lens...
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Did you know that Freud said blushing is just an expression of repressed sexual desire?! Go ahead. Express yourself with these Don't Make Me Blush ...
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