Cleaning and Care

First of all, that’s not how help is spelled. But, we know it’s no fun to have a bad pair of goodrs and we stand behind our product! Please shoot us a message at the CHAT Box and one of our Customer Service Parrots will help you out!

Ahoy! To keep your sunnies in pristine condition and prevent signs of natural wear and tear, we recommend:

• Using a lens cleaner and microfiber cloth to clean them. NOPE NOPE NOPE: Don’t even think about using your shirt.
• Please try to avoid harsh waters on the lenses. Salt water, pool water and mosquito-infested swamp waters are not recommended.
• If they’re not on your face, keep them in the case! (Hey, that rhymed. If any rappers or singers need ghostwriters, hit us up.)
• Chemical sunblock and goodrs are not the best of friends. Please use a mineral-based product.
• Snugly laying them on a gold-encrusted pillow at night will also ensure longevity.

We are unable to provide/sell replacement lenses. We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause. If you would like us to make it up to you by standing outside your window holding a boombox playing your favorite song, sorry, we’re not allowed to do that anymore.